So my family quotes movies. A lot. Over the past couple months, I've been compiling a list of some of the quotes we say the most. I mean we'll often come up with something from any movie to fit certain situations, but there are some quotes that we say ALL THE TIME. So I've been putting together this list. These are the quotes that we say a lot. I mean, there are some quotes we say a lot, but these are the ones we say A LOT A LOT (I was very particular).
Now these are only quotes from movies and TV shows. If I expanded to comedians and such, we could go on for ages. Also, you'll be able to get a feel for what movies we enjoy watching XD. I don't really know what it is about some of these. I guess it's just the way they're said. We enjoy imitating it. Or some or them are just so dumb. I think it's both. And also some of them just fit into many of our conversations (for example: "I was houngry").
Anyways…
"Avocado!"
-old man, Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs
"Do I like Jell-O?"
-Peter, While You Were Sleeping
"Favorite ice cream?"
"Baskin Robbins!"
-Jack and Lucy, While You Were Sleeping
"You are a lone *types* reed *types* standing tall *types* in the corrupt sands *types* of commerce."
-Frank, You've Got Mail
"These mashed potatoes are so creamy."
-Midge, While You Were Sleeping
"Would you like an ash tray?"
"Mm-mm. I don't smoke. It's a disgusting habit."
-Melissa and Ace, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
"I am the Gasee guy."
-Gale, When In Rome
"Shelves in the closet. Happy thought indeed."
-Elizabeth, Pride and Prejudice
"William, move your heed... He'll be cryin' himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillah."
-Mr. Mackenzie, So I Married An Axe Murderer
"I'm swamped."
-Prince Humperdink, The Princess Bride
"Possible, pig."
-Westley, The Princess Bride
"And yet I am unmoved."
-Mr. Bennet, Pride and Prejudice
"Oh Giselle! We shall be married in the morning!"
-Prince Edward, Enchanted
"(sings) Hiiiiiiiiiiigh!"
"(sings) Looooooooowwwwww!"
-High note and Low note, Blue's Clues
"Do NOT go in there! WHEW!"
-Ace, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
"That caviar is a garnish!"
-Kathleen, You've Got Mail
"Where are those cares?"
-Franke, Father of the Bride
"I want that."
-woman, Napoleon Dynamite
"Tell me, how do you sleep at night?"
"Oh! I take this wonderful over-the-counter drug, Ultradorm. Don't take the whole thing, just half, and you'll wake up without even the tiniest hangover."
-Frank and Patricia, You've Got Mail
"Happy Thanksgibbing back."
-Rose, You've Got Mail
"Your mom goes to college."
-Kipp, Napoleon Dynamite
"I'm just a yearnin' for some learnin'!"
-Goofy, An Extremely Goofy Movie
"Eggs! Eggs!"
-diner waitress, A Goofy Movie
"Chew like you have a secret."
"*chomp chomp chomp*"
-Cheryl and Viola, She's the Man
"I object."
"I would have to object to."
"What about you?"
"I'm thinking!"
-Lucy, Jack, the priest, and Peter, While You Were Sleeping
"It's like Christmas in a cup."
-Andrew, The Proposal
"You're a freeeeeaaaak!"
-Andrew, The Proposal
"Ba ba bababababababa baaaaaaa!"
-Mr. Gilbertson, The Proposal
"You want quiet while a hotdog is singing?"
-Frank, You've Got Mail
"It looks like he's leaning."
-Joe Jr., While You Were Sleeping
"I know karate."
-Joe Jr., While You Were Sleeping
"When I close my eyes, I see you for what you truly are which is UGLAY!"
-Viola, She's the Man
"I remember really clearly when you broke up with me in the Applebee's."
-Beth, When In Rome
"First I knocked them out of their nest with a rock."
"Peter."
"Then I saved them."
"Eugh!"
-Peter and Jack, While You Were Sleeping
"I'm gonna look that up."
-Gale, When In Rome
"Sit down, gas guy!"
-random person in restaurant, When In Rome
"It's AWESOME!"
-blackout waitress, When In Rome
"And that was a human tooth."
-Max, Get Smart (2008)
"Nor would I!"
-Frollo, The Hunchback of Notre Dame
"Ah, Shtarker. This is KAOS. We don't 'doot doot doot' here."
-Siegfried, Get Smart (TV series)
"How about a little eat, drink, and be merry? Come on! (sings) Eat, drink and be merry! Eat, drink and be merry! Eat, drink and be merry! Eat, drink and be merry! Eat, drink and be merry!"
-King Noah, Liken the Scriptures: Alma and King Noah's Court
"There is NO TEXTING!"
-Professor Kohor, Divine Comedy: Professor Kohor
"That is a priceless Steinway!"
"Not anymore."
-Mr. Liverlilly and Clouseau, The Pink Panther Strikes Again
"Under the overpass?"
"No no no. Over the underpass."
"Over the underpass!"
-Max and The Craw, Get Smart (TV series)
"Take it away, Ern!"
"Yah! Take away, Ern!"
-Stan and Shrunken Head, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
"Atta boy, Luther!"
-Random townsperson, The Ghost and Mr. Chicken
"Touch Golden Boy."
-Jerry, Seinfeld: Marine Biologist
"I was houngry."
-Woman on a diet, AFV
"Why me? Why me!?"
-Yzma, The Emperor's New Groove
"What are you doing? What what what are you doing?"
-Sassy gay friend, Sassy Gay Friend: Romeo and Juliet
"(sings) Ice cream, ice cream, ice creeeeaaaaammmmm!"
-Quartet, The Music Man
"(sings) I need to go to the bathroom!"
-Larry, VeggieTales: Lyle the Kindly Viking
"That was a witty one! Yah yah yah!"
-The genie, Bugs Bunny: A Lad and His Lamp
"Jambalaya!"
-Newman, Seinfeld: Soup Nazi
"My FAJITAS!"
-Ross, Friends: The One Where Ross Is Fine
"Tina eat. Eat the food. Eat the FOOD!"
-Napoleon, Napoleon Dynamite
"Yummy!"
-Ace, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
"George likes the bananas!"
"So put the bananas on the side!"
-Mrs. and Mr. Castanza, Seinfeld: Puffy Shirt
"I've got a lifetime of knowledge."
-Viola, She's the Man
"No soup for you!"
-Soup Nazi, Seinfeld: Soup Nazi
"What in the world could that be?"
-Vizzini, The Princess Bride
"Ooh-hoo! Big summer blowout!"
-Oaken, Frozen
"Excuse me, how do I get to Robot City?"
"Mehmehmehhemmehhemmehmehshemmeh."
"What?"
"Mehmehshemmehshemmesh."
"Oh... OK, thanks."
-Rodney and train station robot, Robots
"Gah! Who're you!? What'd you do with Uncle Slim!? Put up your dukes Mr. Fancy Britches!"
-Willie Brothers, Home on the Range
"That's a SPICY meat-a ball-a!"
-The Mask/Stanley, The Mask
"Ooh! Ahh! Mmmm! That's it, I'm not going."
-Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas
"You see this contact lens, Flint Lockwood? This contact lens represents you, and my eye represents my eye. I've got my eye on YOU!"
-Earl, Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs
"Obviously."
-Lobster bisque guy, Studio C: Lobster Bisque
"Is she hut?"
-Pedro, Napoleon Dynamite
"Did you hear that!?"
-Buddy, Elf
"Moses Moses!"
-Nefreteri, Ten Commandments
"Sorry, fellas. Waste not, want not *chatters teeth*"
-The Mask, The Mask
"Those aren't PILLOWS!"
-Neal, Planes Trains and Automobiles
"You know who know do. Whack-a-do. Ratta-tatta-- hey! Why do they call it that?"
"What?"
"Ratatouille. It's like a stew, right? Why do they call it that? If you're gonna name a food, you should give it a name that sounds delicious. Ratatouille doesn't sound delicious. It sounds like 'rat' and 'patooty'. Rat-patooty! Which doesn't not sound delicious."
-Linguini and Chef Skinner, Ratatouille
"I killed a man with THIS THUMB!"
-Hurst, Ratatouille
"One MILLION dollars! *pinky finger*"
-Dr. Evil, Austin Powers
"Oaklahoma! Oaklahoma! Oaklahoma! Oaklahoma!"
-Freddy, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
"Chickens go in, pies come out."
"Ooh! What kind of pies?"
"Apple."
"My favorite!"
-Mrs. and Mr. Tweedy, Chicken Run
"Coincidence? I think NOT!!!"
-Mr. Kropp, The Incredibles
"He'll fight, he'll crow, he'll fly, and then... he'll die. AH-ha! AH-ha! Hahahahaha!"
-Captain Hook, Hook
"You must pay the penalty!"
-Daffy Duck, Looney Tunes
"Pull the lever, Kronk. WRONG LEVERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!"
-Yzma, Emperor's New Groove
"Eighty-eight miles per hour!"
-Doc Brown, Back to the Future
"Alrighty-roo! …What a great moment to say that for the first time."
-Ross, Friends: The One With the Two Parties
"The boo-box."
-Captain Hook, Hook
"Up to the basement!"
-Moe(and Larry and Curly), The Three Stooges: A Plumbing We Will Go
"Comfy? Cozy?"
-Captain Hook, Hook
"She's tolerable, I suppose. But she's not handsome enough to tempt me."
-Mr. Darcy, Pride and Prejudice
"Gimme some pie!"
-Dean, Supernatural
"Congratulations. I'm a hundred years old."
-Andrew, The Proposal
"Now imagine you're weightless in the middle of the ocean surrounded by tiny little seahorses."
-Deb, Napoleon Dynamite
“The electrician must be a democrat.”
-Luther, The Ghost and Mr. Chicken
“Tuesday, Pig ‘n a Poke!”
-Dean, Supernatural: 3x11- Mystery Spot
"Weeeeeelllllllll…"
-Professor Hill, The Music Man
"Nevermind!"
-Mayor Shinn, The Music Man
"Sug'r wat'r."
-Beatrice, Men In Black
"Egger suit."
-Beatrice, Men In Black
"I acknowledge your pain. Come here you brave little soldier. Too precious for this world."
-Sam, Supernatural: 2x15- Tall Tales
"What's the matter with these scissors?"
-Fate, Hercules
"Well good luck on your date!"
"I will!"
"That doesn't even make any sense!"
"I know!"
-Minion and Megamind, Megamind
"I'll get that arrow, pretty boy. And I'll do it with my shirt on."
-Yao, Mulan
"Even this Chocolate-Peanut Butter tastes better!"
"Good. It's Fudge-Mint."
"Whatever!"
Peter and Jack, While You Were Sleeping
"I've never been faithful to a woman."
"I'm gonna leave."
-Peter and Jack, While You Were Sleeping
"Ma-ha?"
"Ah-ha! Las-banya-seta-meta-feta-fuchi."
-Moe and Curly, Three Stooges: Three Little Pirates
"That… is an excellent question!"
-Wilbur, Meet the Robinsons
"Why are my people the greatest people in all the land?"
"…Um, yes?"
"Ugh, I'm surrounded by "yes" men. I need "you" men. From now on, you men are "yes" men, and you men are "you" men. You got it?"
"Yes."
"You."
-King Noah and the priests, Liken the Scriptures: Alma and King Noah's Court
"I couldn't hear you. It sounded like you said a hundred and fifty a head."
"No, no."
"Good. I was about to kill myself."
"It's TWO hundred and fifty a head."
-George and Howard, Father of the Bride
"The boo-box."
-Captain Hook, Hook
"Up to the basement!"
-Moe(and Larry and Curly), The Three Stooges: A Plumbing We Will Go
"Comfy? Cozy?"
-Captain Hook, Hook
"She's tolerable, I suppose. But she's not handsome enough to tempt me."
-Mr. Darcy, Pride and Prejudice
"Gimme some pie!"
-Dean, Supernatural
"Congratulations. I'm a hundred years old."
-Andrew, The Proposal
"Now imagine you're weightless in the middle of the ocean surrounded by tiny little seahorses."
-Deb, Napoleon Dynamite
“The electrician must be a democrat.”
-Luther, The Ghost and Mr. Chicken
“Tuesday, Pig ‘n a Poke!”
-Dean, Supernatural: 3x11- Mystery Spot
"Weeeeeelllllllll…"
-Professor Hill, The Music Man
"Nevermind!"
-Mayor Shinn, The Music Man
"Sug'r wat'r."
-Beatrice, Men In Black
"Egger suit."
-Beatrice, Men In Black
"I acknowledge your pain. Come here you brave little soldier. Too precious for this world."
-Sam, Supernatural: 2x15- Tall Tales
"What's the matter with these scissors?"
-Fate, Hercules
"Well good luck on your date!"
"I will!"
"That doesn't even make any sense!"
"I know!"
-Minion and Megamind, Megamind
"I'll get that arrow, pretty boy. And I'll do it with my shirt on."
-Yao, Mulan
"Even this Chocolate-Peanut Butter tastes better!"
"Good. It's Fudge-Mint."
"Whatever!"
Peter and Jack, While You Were Sleeping
"I've never been faithful to a woman."
"I'm gonna leave."
-Peter and Jack, While You Were Sleeping
"Ma-ha?"
"Ah-ha! Las-banya-seta-meta-feta-fuchi."
-Moe and Curly, Three Stooges: Three Little Pirates
"That… is an excellent question!"
-Wilbur, Meet the Robinsons
"Why are my people the greatest people in all the land?"
"…Um, yes?"
"Ugh, I'm surrounded by "yes" men. I need "you" men. From now on, you men are "yes" men, and you men are "you" men. You got it?"
"Yes."
"You."
-King Noah and the priests, Liken the Scriptures: Alma and King Noah's Court
"I couldn't hear you. It sounded like you said a hundred and fifty a head."
"No, no."
"Good. I was about to kill myself."
"It's TWO hundred and fifty a head."
-George and Howard, Father of the Bride
