Friday, February 10, 2012

Favorite Disney Movies

As a Disney freak, of course I love basically ALL Disney movies, but I've still got my favorites. It was tough, but I managed to narrow it down and pick out my top 10. (I think I did this a couple years ago, but times change and opinions change).

10) Robin Hood
"Oo-de-la-lly"
Little John: You know somethin', Robin. I was just wonderin', are we good guys or bad guys? You know, I mean, our robbin' the rich to feed the poor.
Robin Hood: Rob? Tsk tsk tsk. That's a naughty word. We never rob. We just sort of borrow a bit from those who can afford it.
Little John: Borrow? Boy, are we in debt.

9) The Little Mermaid
"Under the Sea"
Eric: You know, I feel really bad not knowing your name. Maybe I can guess. Is it, uh... Mildred?
(Ariel looks disgusted)
Eric: Okay, no. How about Diana? Rachel?
Sebastian: (Whispering) Ariel. Her name's Ariel.
Eric: Ariel?
(Ariel nods)
Eric: Ariel? Oh. That's kind of pretty. Okay, Ariel.

8) Hercules
"Go the Distance"
Hercules: Uh, uh, uh, I'm, um, uh, uh, uh...
Meg: Are you always this articulate?
Hercules: Hercules. My... my name is Hercules.
Meg: Herc... huh. I think I prefer Wonderboy.

7) Aladdin
"A Whole New World"
Aladdin: You're a prisoner?
Genie: It's all part and parcel, the whole "genie gig".
PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS! Itty-bitty living space!

6) Sleeping Beauty
"Once Upon a Dream"
Maleficent: It's *incredible*! *Sixteen years* and not a *trace* of her! She couldn't have vanished into thin air. Are you sure you searched everywhere?
Goon: Yep, yep, everywhere. We *all* did.
Maleficent: And what about the town? The forests? The *mountains*?
Goon: Yeah, we searched mountains and forests and, uh, houses and... uh, lemme see here... and all the cradles.
Maleficent: Cradle?
Goon: Yep, yep, every cradle.
Maleficent: *Cradle*! Did you hear that, my pet? All these years, they've been looking for a baby.

5) The Princess and the Frog
"Down in New Orleans"
Naveen: Easy, princess! Princess! Do not panic!
Tiana: Augh! What did you do to me? I - I'm green and I'm - and I'm slimy!
Naveen: No, that is not slime.
Tiana: What?
Naveen: You are secreting mucus.

4) Mulan
"Reflection"
Grandmother Fa: Great. She brings home a sword.
If you ask me, she should've brought home a man--
Shang: Excuse me. Does Fa Mulan live here?
(Grandmother and Mother stare and dumbly point to the garden)
Shang: Thank you.
Grandmother Fa: Whoo! Sign me up for the next war.

3) Beauty and the Beast
"Beauty and the Beast"
Beast: (roars as Belle puts a rag on his wound) That hurts!
Belle: If you'd hold still, it wouldn't hurt as much!
Beast: If you hadn't run away, this wouldn't have happened.
Belle: If you hadn't *frightened* me, I wouldn't have run away!
Beast: Well *you* shouldn't have been in the west *wing*!
Belle: Well, *you* should learn to control your temper.

2) Tangled
"I See the Light"
Flynn: You can't tell anyone about this, OK? It could ruin my whole reputation.
Rapunzel: Ah, we wouldn't want that.
Flynn: Well, a fake reputation is all a man has.

1) The Hunchback of Notre Dame
"The Bells of Notre Dame"
Clopin: Now that we've seen all the evidence...
Puppet: Wait! I object!
Clopin: Overruled!
Puppet: I object!
Clopin: QUIET!
Puppet: Dang.
Clopin: We find you totally innocent... which is the worst crime of all.
Gypsies: SO YOU'RE GOING TO HANG!

I've decided to expound on my Disney love in another post (probably the next one). So, until then, I'll leave you with just this :)
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