Saturday, March 21, 2015

Working in Retail/Fast Food

Told through pictures and gifs (for those of you who don't know, I work at Togo's Sandwiches/Baskin Robbins combo. However, people who come in for ice cream are significantly friendlier and more patient with their issues if they have any. Whereas Togo's… I think hungry people are just stupider and grumpier than the average human being):

First of all, the standard retail face. All smiles and love while looking at them. Then as soon as they're out of range -___-

Whenever people don't look at the menu, or don't see the gigantic signs right in front of their faces. Then blame you for "not telling them":

When people come in with their complaints and start telling you how this incident has ruined their whole day and/or that this is the worst sandwich they've ever had:

Hundred dollar bills:

When people don't tip. Especially when I clearly just gave them a whole bunch of change:

Anytime people come in with their jokes that they think are funny, but aren't (ex: me-"do you want your sandwich for here or to go?" them-"To go, duh! Togo! OHHHHHH!!!! Har dur dar dur dar!")

When I ring someone up and just as I'm handing them their change they're like "oh I have the two cents"

Just because I'm tired or wearing my "neutral" face and not smiling like a normal retail perky person:

When customers (usually old people) try to pay with all coins, especially when there's a long line:

When I have to go wash dishes in the back or something for a while to let off some stress:

I have turned into Squidward:

And just… angry/stupid customers in general:

So basically:
(I apologize for the swears)

Thursday, March 19, 2015

My Book- 2015

I've always admired Captain Moroni ever since I was little. He was one of the first scripture characters I latched on to (besides the obvious ones like Nephi and such). I'm also one of the weird people who likes the war chapters in the Book of Mormon. I find them fascinating. Anyways, when I was about 14 or 15, I got an idea for a book. A book about Captain Moroni. How he became chief captain, his life beyond the battle field, etc. Unfortunately back then, I was still an unexperienced writer (not a bad writer, mind you, just unexperienced). I did finish an entire novel, I probably still have it stashed away somewhere. However, that's what it is: stashed away. I had written many books through my life up to that point, but none of them had I considered golden ideas. But then I came up with this one and I began thinking… "what if I tried to publish this?" Well, I was young and ignorant back then, I didn't really know what it took to get a book published, so that first draft never amounted to anything, and it disappeared into the background.

However, it never completely left my mind. Through the years as I wrote many other things, I would always think about this book. It was the winner book. I had an outline for it which I drafted and redrafted, wrote and rewrote. The story has gone through some major changes since I first got the idea. (At one point, he was in prison. Yeahhh.)

Finally, about two years ago, I sat down and decided "I'm going to write this book". In the recent years, I've felt that I'm cut out to be a writer. Like that's the direction I should be going with my life. So, I decided why not start with my "winner book", the idea that's stuck around for so many years? So I sat down and began to organize things. I was at school at the time, so I had plenty of research on hand too. I managed to write the first chapter… and it wasn't total crap!

That was two years ago though, almost three. I still struggled with writing. I just… didn't really know how to go about it still. I had my outline and everything, but I would still get stuck on little details, certain bits of information, how I wanted to describe something, where something should take place, stuff like that and then just give up. Possibly for weeks/months at a time. I was stuck in chapter 6 for the longest time. Literally like 4-5 months. I would open the document and either stare at it forever, then close it, or else write like two sentences, then erase them and go do something else.

Finally, a couple months ago, I took a creative writing class. I submitted the first chapter of the novel and my teacher gave me advice on how to go about writing it. She told me it had a lot of potential, but not to get hung up on the details. She said to just push through it until you're finished. That I should just write it, then go back and start rewriting things and start paying attention to the details later. LATER I could go back and edit and rewrite and edit and rewrite and edit and rewrite.

After that I finally gave it a try, and it worked. I just pushed through it, not caring how terrible it might sound (to an extent), knowing I could come back later and fix it. I just barely finished chapter 13.

There's about 3,000 words per chapter. Now, on a really good day, I can write an entire chapter in one day, but usually I get around 1,500- 2,000 words. I carry a little notebook in my purse so I can write if I'm just sitting around without my computer (like on my lunch break at work). I'm anticipating at least 30 chapters, about 90,000 words.

I was tired of my slacking on the book. I had previously set several different goals for it to be finished, but I would always fall through. So at the beginning of the year, as my New Year's resolution I decided to set a reasonable date for it to be finished by: the end of April. Back in January I hadn't received that advice from my teacher yet, so I thought four months would be long enough for me if I just did a little bit every day. I knew I would have to really force myself. And I was determined to… But then, I fell back into my old ways and the months began to pass. However, one day I decided "OK, Kelsi. You set your goal. You still have time. If you work really hard, you can still do it." So, I put my teacher's advice into play and just started writing. And I've been writing ever since.

Now just starting chapter 14,  I can semi-confidently say that I might actually meet my intended goal.

I wrote a (kind of lame) synopsis of the book a long while back. But it does sum it pretty nicely:

"War is coming for the Nephites. 

After the wicked city of Ammonihah is destroyed, it sets off a chain events that are unstoppable. With a potential Lamanite threat and trouble brewing within their own walls, Chief Captain Zoram does his best to prepare the army and the people for what lies ahead in the near future. But it may take a greater man than him to carry his nation through.

Moroni is a pacifist young man recently arrived in Zarahemla from the city of Sidom with several other converts, along side the prophet Alma. As he meets new people in his new home-- including the cheerful Lehi and capricious Mira-- and attracts the attention of the Chief Captain with his bold actions and strategic thinking, he begins to discover exactly what the Lord has in store for him.

One young man's journey as he realizes that sometimes it is necessary to fight to defend your liberty and freedom."

The working title is "Chief Captain". In the olden days, it used to be called "Shaken Forever" (see Alma 48:17).

So, we'll see what the future brings. Wish me luck on getting this puppy finished!
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Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Everybody Dance Now

I don't know what it is about random dance numbers in movies, but they just automatically make the movie 1000X more awesome. The movie could completely suck, but then throw in a random musical number and the one star rating will suddenly become two. I mean, obviously some movies/shows are meant to have spontaneous dancing (musicals), and it's totally awesome, but I'm talking about those ordinary movies with no dance context whatsoever and then all of a sudden people start dancing right in the middle for absolutely no reason. I mean full scale, all out dancing. With finger-snapping, backflips, jazz hands, twirling, cha-cha-chaing, and flat out rocking out. I just love it so much… and I really can't pinpoint why. It's just… wouldn't it be awesome if we could do that in real life? Someone starts singing/dancing and everyone could join in and know the words/dance steps, and we could all just have so much fun together? I love seeing the unison and synchronization of it all. Plus if the song if freakin' catchy, then heck yeah! :D

Here's a couple of my favorites (in no particular order):

500 Days of Summer- You Make My Dreams
This song reminds me of Afton. Because when she was living at home, whenever this song would come on, she would always rock out to it, imitating the scene. I've never actually seen this movie all the way through. I do remember this scene though and man is it great! I would sit through the movie just to watch it.

How I Met Your Mother- Nothing Suits Me Like a Suit
Gotta love NPH putting his heart and soul into this. There's actually quite a few random songs/dance scenes throughout the show, but this is my favorite one.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off- Twist and Shout
This movie is a classic all around, and this is a great scene. Don't we all love just lip-synching and rocking out to songs?

Enchanted- That's How You Know
Kinda cheating here because this is actually a musical. But, this is the only big dance number in the movie (besides the ballroom dance). And it's made to look like it's random. That's why this movie's great, it's a character from a musical dropped into the normal world and still trying to sing… but then it actually works and people around her starting joining in XD.

The Mask- Cuban Pete
Ah, Jim Carrey, where would we be without you? You know how cartoon characters get out of tight situations? They start a random goofy dance number!

Mama Mia!- Lay All Your Love On Me
This one is TOTALLY cheating, but I had to include it. This is like the funniest, most random dance scene I have ever seen. Like, what is happening? XDD I only ever watch this movie to see this scene.