Working in Retail/Fast Food

Told through pictures and gifs (for those of you who don't know, I work at Togo's Sandwiches/Baskin Robbins combo. However, people who come in for ice cream are significantly friendlier and more patient with their issues if they have any. Whereas Togo's… I think hungry people are just stupider and grumpier than the average human being):

First of all, the standard retail face. All smiles and love while looking at them. Then as soon as they're out of range -___-

Whenever people don't look at the menu, or don't see the gigantic signs right in front of their faces. Then blame you for "not telling them":

When people come in with their complaints and start telling you how this incident has ruined their whole day and/or that this is the worst sandwich they've ever had:

Hundred dollar bills:

When people don't tip. Especially when I clearly just gave them a whole bunch of change:

Anytime people come in with their jokes that they think are funny, but aren't (ex: me-"do you want your sandwich for here or to go?" them-"To go, duh! Togo! OHHHHHH!!!! Har dur dar dur dar!")

When I ring someone up and just as I'm handing them their change they're like "oh I have the two cents"

Just because I'm tired or wearing my "neutral" face and not smiling like a normal retail perky person:

When customers (usually old people) try to pay with all coins, especially when there's a long line:

When I have to go wash dishes in the back or something for a while to let off some stress:

I have turned into Squidward:

And just… angry/stupid customers in general:

So basically:

(I apologize for the swears)