Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Top Five

I actually made (basically) this exact post like two years ago, but I felt like doing it again because… I can.

People always ask me what my favorite movie is and it frustrates me because I don't have one. I always get on these binges where I'll be totally stuck on one movie for a day, a week, a month, or maybe several months! And I suppose you could call it my "favorite", but then it fades away after a day, a week, or whatever. Sometimes I go for long periods of time where I'm not obsessing over a movie so I don't even have a current "favorite". However, I've come up with a solution to my problem. Whenever someone asks me what my favorite movie is, I give them my top 5.

When I say my top 5, I mean the top 5 movies that are just always there. They're like the default movies that I just love no matter what. The ones that are just all around awesome and I would never say no to watching (and yes they all were my "favorite" at one point). This doesn't mean that I don't love and adore other movies, it's just that these 5 are the TOP 5, ya feel me?

The list includes (in no particular order):

The Scarlet Pimpernel (1982)
Actually based off of my favorite book (yes, I do in fact have a favorite book as opposed to a favorite movie). I just love the story so much with the mysterious hero, the tragic romance, the blackmailing villain *Italian accent* magnifico!  Even the cheesy 80's-syle period music and hairstyles/costumes are awesome. And the makeup is amazing! I mean, I don't even recognize *ahem* "the Scarlet Pimpernel" when he's disguised. Even though I know it's him, I have to really look hard to see him underneath it all (of course Anthony Andrews's [the actor] performance contributes to that as well. Brilliant! I have so much respect for him after all the characters he manages to pull off) But of course, the best part is Sir Percy. He is the epitome of fop and fashion and it is hysterical! "Sink meh!"

The Mask of Zorro
Follows along the same lines as The Scarlet Pimpernel with the mysterious hero and all (in fact, Zorro was actually inspired by the Pimpernel), so you can understand why I would like it. However, if it weren't as well written, performed, filmed, etc. as it is, I would not love it as much as I do. The costumes, the action scenes (particularly the sword fighting, also that one horse riding scene with the soldiers *whistles*), the sound/music, the dialogue, the special effects (the fact that like 99% of it is real and not CGI), the STORY! Yes, yes, YES!!! And you've gotta love Antonio Banderas.

Tangled
Surprisingly the only Disney film on my list (though there are several in my top 10). And it's funny, if you ask me what my favorite Disney movie is, it's not this one (don't try to understand my logic, I don't even understand it). I can't exactly pinpoint what it is about this particular film as opposed to all the other Disney flicks out there that I love so much about it. I guess because Rapunzel was my favorite fairytale as a kid, and that combined with Disney= a big yes from me. I just love what they did with the original story, how they gave it so much more depth. Then, of course, the music. Ah! Alan Menken. His hands are worth more than Beethoven's or Mozart's. Then, the comedy, the gorgeous animation, the frikin' adorable romance! And, of course, Zachary Levi (I'm looking at you, Mom ;D).

While You Were Sleeping
The best rom-com ever made. Anyone who tries to argue the fact, I will fight you. I mean, it's the most outrageous situation, and yet still believable. A woman saves a man's life, he falls into a coma, and she is mistaken for his fiancee at the hospital. Like, how does that even happen? But this movie makes it happen in the best, most hilarious, heartwarming way possible. I mean, the story's amazing and sweet, but I think it's the characters that really make it it fly. Everybody's such a character, right down to the hotdog vendor and Peter's hospital roommate. And of course, the writing/dialogue. Oh my goodness, this is one of my favorite movies to quote. Every line is either hysterical, heartwarming, or heartbreaking.

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs
"What?" I bet you're all thinking, "why?". I adored this book with all my soul when I was a kid. Seriously, it was my absolute favorite, favorite, FAVORITE! And when I found out it was being made into a movie (back in high school), I just about exploded. I don't know, originally I just fell in love with the idea of food falling from the sky (plus I loved the illustrations). Then the movie totally captured that completely. Even though there wasn't much of an actual plot in the book, the movie included practically every single illustration and description, and it made me so happy (the macaroni on the guy's head, the pancake on the school, the drinking orange juice from the umbrella, being chased by giant donuts, the sandwich boats, etc). Plus the writing is gold! It's so fast paced and there's a lot you can miss your first time around, but I love it so much! Now, if you were ever wondering, you really get a sense of my type of humor: lots of slapstick, quick-paced, puns, sort of dumb, and satire-ish.

Saturday, September 6, 2014

NMTD

Otherwise known as my latest obsession, 'Nothing Much to Do'. I've really been into literary web series adaptions (which have been a huge thing since the major success of 'The Lizzie Bennet Diaries'), and there are loads to pick from. 'Emma', 'Frankenstein', 'Romeo and Juliet', 'Peter Pan', 'Sense and Sensibility', 'The Taming of the Shrew', 'Jane Eyre', 'Anne of Green Gables', I mean the list is endless! Some are better than others (and some just suck all together). I've checked out several adaptions ever since 'Emma Approved' ended in hopes of finding something to fill the hole... And wouldn't you know it, I found something.

Actually, I found a couple I thought had potential, but this one definitely takes the cake for the best one: 'Nothing Much to Do', a modern web adaption of Shakespeare's 'Much Ado About Nothing'.
For the ignorant few out there, Much Ado About Nothing briefly is about a couple, Beatrice and Benedick respectively. They hate each other and are constantly at odds with one another, until one day their friends decide to get them together. It's pretty funny how it all goes down. Meanwhile Beatrice's cousin is framed for adultery just before her wedding to Benedick's good friend. It's all very dramatic, witty, and of course funny as heck!

I've always loved this play ever since I first read it back in high school. It's hilarious! I know lots of people are like "ew, Shakespeare? Why do you like him? He's too complicated. Ew." But really, if you can get past all the flowery words, it's really pretty straightforward and not that hard, and his plots are ingenious and there's some great dialogue. (Though, honestly I do prefer his comedies to his tragedies, but that's because I'm a happy person. Not that his tragedies aren't good, of course). Anyways, I love this play, and a modern adaption with web video is perfect! There's three different YouTube channels to give us three different POVs (points of view). It can get a little confusing, but they provide us with a full PLAYLIST.

Now the thing with web videos is that they're "in-verse", meaning that they're not just up for all of us viewers to see, but also for all the other characters to see as well. So if a character were to put up a video of them plotting something evil, or a secret love confession, or something of the like, it wouldn't be only us who would be able to see it. All the characters in their universe could see it too. So they can't just post something like that willy-nilly. We have to find out about stuff like that in alternative ways. And the way they manage to have us find out about some of that stuff is INGENIOUS! Like the way we get to see the friends plotting to get Beatrice and Ben together without them knowing... ha! Brilliant!

"If I could, I'd go rip out his stupid heart
and... eat it or something
And they really stick to the original source material. I mean, some literary web adaptions just kind of follow the general plot, changing a few things here and there to make it fit modern times or the situation, and throw in an occasional reference to the book if we're lucky. However, 'Nothing Much to Do' does a screaming job at following the source material. Sure, it's all set in modern high school and whatever, but seriously, they don't waver far. For example, in the play when Benedick is wondering if he could really fall in love after he's made so many declarations in the past that he would not, but then decides: "Doth not the appetite alter?". The same exact thing happens in the show to Ben, except he compares girlfriends to olives by saying he used to hate olives, but now he absolutely loves them. See, they easily could've just left it with Ben rambling on about how confused he was about falling in love and it would've been fine and it would have stuck to the plot perfectly. But they took a step further and included a food analogy in reference to the original source and it made it all the more flawless. Or also in the play when Hero and Margaret are teasing Beatrice with subtle references to Benedick, like making claims that the only cure to her supposed "sickness" is something called "carduus benedictus". The same thing happens in the show when Beatrice is acting out of sorts and they start teasing her with subtle references to Ben(edick) like what they should have for breakfast... "eggs benedick" ("I'm pretty sure it's eggs benedicT" "no, no. You're definitely wrong."). They do their best to bend to the story's will and not the other way around. They even include a lot of the actual original lines (e.g. "Fair Beatrice, I thank you for your pains". Yes, that was actually in there XD)

Beatrice and Ben's arguments are hilarious. One of my favorite episodes is the one where it shows a "typical conversation" between all the friends and OMG it is the best! Because Bea and Ben... I cannot! XD ("That was a terrible comeback." "Yeah, well your face is stupid.") You can see why the others decide that they are perfect for each other, because under all that banter they are basically the same.

My other favorite (because I just have to mention it) is the one where Ben decides he is in fact in love with Beatrice and she comes to tell him to come for down for pizza, but he's so far gone that he doesn't catch on to any of her sarcasm and realize that she doesn't actually mean anything she's saying ("she'd rather spend more time with me than eat pizza. That settles it. She loves me."). That's also my favorite part of the play (""against my will, I am sent to bid you come into dinner." There's a double meaning in that." XDD). And they adapt it SO well! :D.

I love all the characters and how they've been adapted. They all stay true to their original sources (of course! How many times have I said that?), and yet they all are quirky, opinionated, sweet, odd, temperamental, grumpy, or whatever high school students just trying to go about their lives.
Ben in the "bathtub of emotions"
Oh my goodness, Ben is probably my favorite. They've just made him so quirky on top of his opinionated, carefree original character. Like, he likes to sit in an empty bathtub while recording his videos (which he refers to as the "bathtub of emotions")... whyyy? Like seriously, why? IDK! But it's hilariously random.

"No selfies in my interrogation room!"
Then there's The Watch, Dogberry and Verges. You know, the sort of incompetent security guys/policemen from the play? In the videos, they are the ULTIMATE quirks! Like the definition of weirdos ("My mom has me wear these suspenders to keep the devil from infiltrating me"). But they're a crack up. I love them so much! (My other favorite video(s) are when they're interrogating the "auspicious persons" that they basically kidnap and take to their secret "clubhouse" XD.) They're just a couple of students who have started like their own private detective agency or something, and go around "spying" on people and stuff. The best part is that their "theme song" is the BBC 'Sherlock' theme played on the kazoo over random shots of the high school and stuff ('Sherlock' opening style).
"We are an extensively knowledgeable mystery solving team."
It doesn't only post "plot" videos, but sometimes there's other stuff like cooking videos, or Balthazar's (the musician from the play) song cover videos, etc. Stuff normal teenagers would post. That's what I like about it. They make it seem so realistic and natural. Like you know when you watch LBD or Emma Approved or something and you kind of get the feeling that it's scripted, and yet… not, like the actors are good, but… too good. Like it's too polished? Well, this feels more real. If I didn't know the original material and just happened upon it, I would probably be convinced that it was a real thing that some kids were just posting.

Although the "pointless" videos do kind of have a point sometimes. They often set the stage for something plot-heavy that's coming (like I said before, with the friends plotting to get Bea and Ben together, it gives one of the previously thought "pointless" videos a point XD) and/or they give you a sense of "this is too happy, something's going to happen. I can feel it". There are moments like that in the original play too, so kudos to them if they did that on purpose. So, you should know, this show is not all happiness and rainbows. There is some drama included (which you should already know if you've read/seen the play).

So basically, I love this show. I can't wait to see how everything turns out. There is one downside that I have to criticize though. There is sometimes kind of heavy language, which I suppose I have to contribute to their trying to make it real (that they're high schoolers and high schoolers swear a lot. I would know, I remember it well). So if you're offended by that, I would not recommend this to you. It's not too bad at all at first, but once the Hero/Claudio drama hits, it really starts to crank up. I'm actually considering downloading it and compiling all the episodes into one thing when it's all over, so I can clean it up a bit (so if anyone's interested, let me know).
EDIT: I have begun the downloading and editing process. I will have finished it by the time the show ends.

Anyways, here's a trailer for it, and I'll end on that:

Friday, August 22, 2014

I Am Kelsi Meyer, and This Is a Farewell

Yes, every time one of my shows ends, I have to make a tribute post for it. But really, these shows become such a huge part of my life, they're like a friend to me (a nonexistent, virtual, emotionally traumatizing, only-comes-around-once-or-twice-a-week friend). And the show that is ending now is Emma Approved. You remember The Lizzie Bennet Diaries from way back in the day? The web series based off of 'Pride and Prejudice'? Yeah, same concept, same writers, producers, etc. Except this time they've adapted 'Emma' by Jane Austen. And now it's over! *cries*
You know 'Emma', the story of the overconfident, but well-intentioned young woman who meddles in everybody's lives, trying to play matchmaker... and it all comes back and slaps her in the face... multiple times? Yep. Timeless comedy and romance in the modern times! :D

I'll confess, I was not quite as into it as I was The Lizzie Bennet Diaries. That is to say, I wasn't so invested with every moment and on the edge of my seat with every plot turn, dying for the next episode every day that wasn't Monday or Thursday (that is until the last couple weeks with the Boxx Hill drama and "I'm in love with Alex!" stuff, ya know? Then I was absolutely DYING!). However, it definitely was enjoyable and very entertaining to watch (of course! Otherwise I wouldn't have bothered to make a tribute post).

Now, 'Emma' is my second favorite Jane Austen book (of course 'Pride and Prejudice' is my favorite. Isn't it everybody's?). Yes, I have actually read it and seen most of the adaptions (my favorites are the 1996 version with Gwyneth Paltrow, and the 2009 BBC mini series. And of course 'Clueless' [if you didn't know that movie was based off a Jane Austen novel, you do now]). So when I heard that Pemberley Digital (the people who made The Lizzie Bennet Diaries) were adapting it, I was oober excited. The first episode aired on YouTube in October of last year. And I was there to watch it. That's right, I have been with this show since the very beginning.

Par usual with my tribute posts, I shall begin to list off everything I loved about this show (be wary, this may become a bit extensive):
Snarky Knightley
As Emma refers to him XD. But it is true. I mean just look at all that snark! But that's why we love him. I shall miss his snarkiness dearly. And his adorable face. I mean just look at it:
He's such a cupcake!

Emma and Alex's banter
They are hilarious. That is all.


KNIGHTHOUSE!!!
Definitely the best aspect of the show! I shipped them so hard from the very beginning (and not just because I knew they were endgame). They are so adorable, it's almost sickening! I've always loved the "best friends falling for each other" stories.


The outfits
They promote ModCloth. So like all of the outfits are from there. Emma's, Harriet's, Jane's, they're all dressed by ModCloth. Even the minors like Annie, Izzy, Maddie, etc. are too. All the ladies are stylin' ;) Of course the men have to be appreciated too, even if they aren't so glammed up and accessorized, they are still fabulous (even Alex in his "boring" khakis XD).

Martin
He's way too adorable for words! His name's Bobby Martin, but his friends call him "B-Mart". You have to love him from the moment you meet him, with the "B-Mart", and the birdwatching, and the lifetime supply of nacho cheese.
And if you don't fall in love with him after his crane video, then you have no soul!

Frank's haircut
I didn't even remember that this was actually in the book too. And when I realized it was, it just cracked me up even more. How it's such a big deal to everyone, especially Emma who acts like it's SO important. And then there's Knightley who's just like "Really? A haircut?"
"I can't compete with Frank and his fancy haircut."
And just the fact that he looks exactly the same afterwards makes it all the more funny (of course that's the point, but we won't get into that).

The handshake
"You have to make the noise." OMG stop it you two!


All the jealousy!
Poor, poor Alex. But it was entirely necessary ;)


Winks
I believe there ended up being 30 in total out of 72 episodes.

Keyboard smash
Along with the pout XD

The fact that the actors are dating in real life
As if Knighthouse wasn't enough to melt my heart. These two cuties! I can't deal with it! (Also it explains their excellent onscreen chemistry)
(FOUR dozen roses? Holy moly! Is that a typo?)

 They had to keep their PDA to a minimum until their characters got together though XD
I mean, look at what they posted forever ago. They would always tease with pictures like this, where it would just cut off. So we never saw anything beyond hugging or hand holding until Emma and Knightley were a thing. (The internet was "fixed" eventually for this picture XD)

Harriet and Martin's adorable awkwardness
"Oh, good! I mean, good work. I mean, you obviously don't need to learn how to flaunt... stuff... LET'S FIX YOUR COMPUTER!" XDD

Episode 70
The fandom's reactions made it even better XD

"AL!?!!?"
The equivalent of:
Which has always cracked me up.


The pinky swear XD


"Badly done, Emma."
I mean, it hurt so bad. But it was just so well done. Probably one of the best adaptions I've ever seen.


Maddie Bates (and her jams)


The nose boop!

Frank's charisma
Yes, he was a bit of a jerk, and you had to feel bad for what he put everybody through (especially Jane and Alex), but seriously, sometimes it was hard to hate him. He's just so bouncy and bubbly!
And him and Emma together... I have a slight soft spot for their chemistry ;)


Emma's realization


Every time Emma unintentionally complimented Alex


Foreshadowing


"REVENGE!!!"

The cast
(Left to right): James Brent Isaacs as Bobby "B-Mart" Martin, Brent Bailey as Alex Knightley, Joanna Sotomura as Emma Woodhouse, Dayeanne Hutton as Harriet Smith.

I don't know why this was so funny to me, but I found this: The Jane and Frank videos were a laugh, and somebody made some fan art for one of them. For some reason it really cracked me up. I'm not really sure what it is. Maybe because it's good representation of how it happened and it's just funny. IDK.
(This one's pretty funny too, but it's just reiterating what happened in the the video):

I also loved how the fandom had this thing, since the show (and her business) was called Emma Approved, but Alex (Knightley) was always disagreeing and popping Emma's bubble, that the fandom made "Knightley Disapproved" a thing XD.
He even said it in the show:


And now to close off, I found these which cracked me up (the trend right now on Tumblr is to put text posts on top of screen shots from movies/TV shows [Tumblr text posts are already hilarious, and applying them to movies/TV shows just makes it even more so] These are actually some of the best ones I've seen):

If anyone is interested in watching this fabulous, flawless show made of happiness and rainbows, you can watch the first episode HERE on Youtube. Each episode is only about 4-6 minutes long.

Also, see The Lizzie Bennet Diaries's tribute post HERE.