Quote Board

My wonderful mother requested that I do this. So, in my dorm, my roommates and I have a quote board. A board on which we write strange and/or funny things we say. I'm just going to give a couple examples here on this post. Now, most of the things on the board are usually only funny to us because of an inside joke, or they're only funny because of how they were said.

"My hair could eat your hair for breakfast and still be hungry."

(While discussing Brenna's hair volume as opposed to mine)

"I was going to sit on your lap, but it was going to be awkward."

"Why?"

"Because you're kind of naked."

(She wasn't actually naked, but she was wearing tiny spandex)

"AHHHH! Relish and pickles!"

"What am I going to do with my life?"

"Sell your body for money."

"My computer just flashed me!"

"There's no place to be in this kitchen."

"Except out of the way!"

"Kelsi, answer the door! You're the only one dressed!"

(I'm the only one to dress modestly for bed)

"Eyes on the road, not on the prize."

(While Brenna was looking at Daniel in the rearview mirror when she was driving)

"I cuddle with my stuffed elephant."

(While everyone was sharing their cuddling experiences)