Monday, August 12, 2013

Frozen

It is my new goal in life to get everyone educated if not pumped about the latest Disney movie coming out this November since Disney doesn't seem to find it necessary to do it themselves. Unless someone has mentioned it to you already, you probably haven't even heard of this movie! Despite the fact that it comes out in approximately three months, there has been hardly any mention of it anywhere. When The Princess and the Frog, and Tangled, and Wreck-It Ralph were in the works, their advertising began like a year in advance! And there was tons of it! What's up with this one? It's frustrating me beyond belief! Anyways...
Frozen. That's the title. It's very loosely based on Hans Christen Anderson's fairytale The Snow Queen. I had never even heard of this fairytale before when I first found out that Disney was adapting it, so naturally I looked it up. Basically, it's about a boy who gets taken by the Snow Queen and his friend/girlfriend (I'm not really sure) goes on an adventure to find him (because everyone thinks he drowned in the river, but she's told otherwise). There's a troll, a witch, and robbers involved, and a broken magical mirror that can pierce your heart and eyes to make you cold-hearted and hate everything you see. Eventually, a reindeer takes the girl to the Snow Queen's palace where she finds the boy trying to solve a puzzle (so he can go free), but he's been pierced by the mirror. She cries on him and it melts away the mirror in his heart, then he cries and it melts away the piece in his eye. Then the puzzle is solved and he can go free. And it's all happily ever after!

Like I said before, Frozen is very loosely based on that. Emphasis on "very". Again, Disney is holding out on us and being kind of vague with the plot but what I've gotten out of it (after digging around here and there) is that it's about two sisters, princesses. One is crowned queen, but on her coronation day, her dark secret is revealed: her ice powers that are triggered by her emotions. She is declared a monster, and when she accidentally curses the land in an eternal winter (and something about cursing or hurting her sister too), she banishes herself to live a life of solitude. Her sister teams up with a mountain man to go find her and bring her back. They encounter "Everest-like conditions", trolls, and a giant snow beast on an epic adventure to find the Snow Queen and save the kingdom.

Very Disney-esque plot, but I'm intrigued and excited. There's also a Duke, whom I believe is going to be the main antagonist. And a prince, who I am still not 100% clear on. I'm pretty sure he serves as a possible love interest, like forming a love triangle with the younger princess and the mountain man. Then there's a friendly little snowman and the mountain man's reindeer.
The characters of Frozen
So, what has Disney given us to get us excited for this movie? Well, NOT a trailer for one thing. I KNOW, right? Actually, they gave us a "teaser", but that's exactly what it is! It reveals absolutely nothing about the plot! You can watch it here:

It seems like every other country has gotten a trailer except for the english speaking ones. What is up with that? Like seriously? So for a while, I was watching the Japanese one, just enjoying the view and not understanding it. But eventually I found a French one with subtitles! You can see it here:
UPDATE: Someone dubbed the trailer in English. It's not the original voices, but it's better than reading subtitles.


I liked the official Facebook page. It hasn't given me much, except for one post in particular has presented me with more information than anything else combined: "MEET THE CHARACTERS OF FROZEN":
From the outside, Elsa looks poised, regal and reserved, but in reality, she lives in fear as she wrestles with a mighty secret—she was born with the power to create ice and snow. It’s a beautiful ability, but also extremely dangerous. Haunted by the moment her magic nearly killed her younger sister Anna, Elsa has isolated herself, spending every waking minute trying to suppress her growing powers. Her mounting emotions trigger the magic, accidentally setting off an eternal winter that she can’t stop. She fears she’s becoming a monster and that no one, not even her sister, can help her.

Anna is more daring than graceful and, at times, can act before she thinks. But she’s also the most optimistic and caring person you’ll ever meet. She longs to reconnect with her sister, Elsa, as they were close during their childhood. When Elsa accidentally unleashes a magical secret that locks the kingdom of Arendelle in an eternal winter, Anna embarks on a dangerous adventure to make things right. Armed with only her fearlessness, a never-give-up attitude and her faith in others, Anna is determined to save both her kingdom and her family.

What the Duke of Weselton lacks in stature, he makes up for in arrogance and showboating. He’s determined to get close to the new queen—that is, until Elsa’s magical secret is revealed. Then he’s the first to call her a monster and try to turn her own kingdom against her—anything that might help him exploit Arendelle’s tradable goods.

Hans is a handsome royal from a neighboring kingdom who comes to Arendelle for Elsa’s coronation. With 12 older brothers, Hans grew up feeling practically invisible—and Anna can relate. Hans is smart, observant and chivalrous. Unlike Elsa, Hans promises he’ll never shut Anna out; he just might be the connection she’s been waiting for all these years.

Kristoff is a true outdoorsman. He lives high up in the mountains where he harvests ice and sells it to the kingdom of Arendelle. Rough around the edges, Kristoff’s the strong, no-nonsense type, who follows his own set of rules. He may seem like a loner, but he always has his best friend by his side—a loyal and extremely mangy reindeer named Sven.

He’s Olaf and he likes warm hugs. Sprung from Elsa’s magical powers, Olaf is by far the friendliest snowman to walk the mountains above Arendelle. His innocence, outgoing personality and uncanny ability to disassemble himself at good and not-so-good times lead to some awkward, albeit laughable moments. He may also have the world’s most impossible dream, but what he doesn’t know won’t melt him—or will it?

A reindeer with the heart of a Labrador, Sven is Kristoff’s loyal friend, sleigh-puller and conscience. He makes sure his mountain-man companion is the stand-up guy Sven knows and loves, and does so without saying a word. A few emphatic snorts usually get his point across. Life would be perfect if only Kristoff would lose that ridiculous reindeer voice he likes to use when speaking for Sven (as if reindeers really talk that way).

Oaken runs Wandering Oaken's Trading Post and Sauna. But since Elsa’s massive winter storm hits in mid-July, he finds himself with a surplus of summer supplies. Deal-seekers beware: though he’s good-natured and helpful, if you cross him, Oaken won’t hesitate to throw you out of his humble establishment.

Marshmallow is an enormous icy snowman born from Elsa’s powers. He serves as a brute bodyguard charged with keeping intruders away from her ice palace. The menacing white beast doesn’t say much, but he packs a powerful punch.


Also from the Facebook page. This picture just amuses me on a number of levels:
Anna's first meeting with Kristoff

That's basically all the general public has been given besides some promotional pictures, movie posters (of course the really awesome ones are the foreign ones), and some concept art. Since I can be obsessive, I have managed to uncover a few other things...

Not necessarily spoilers, but if you like going into a movie completely fresh, then go no further. They released a short clip on their animation app for the iPad. (I used to think it was shown at DC23 [a sort of comic-con for Disney]). They got to actually see a short clip from the movie! You can watch it at this link HERE.

Lastly, since this is a Disney fairytale, it is going to be a musical. I only just found this out the other day. They have not promoted this fact one single bit! For the longest time, I thought it was just going to be a regular movie. I only found out on accident while browsing Tumblr and someone mentioned that a "leaked" song was a fake. So it piqued my curiosity on whether there were any real songs. I investigated and found out that there were some out there. Then the next day, one popped up on my dash... it just about made me cry. It was only a preview, but it was truly epic. You can listen to it HERE.

UPDATE: They just released part of the opening song (not like a musical song, but like a soundtrack song). I get a sort of The Lion King vibe. Listen HERE. (Also be sure to read the description on the video).

I'm telling you, this movie is going to be amazing! There are lots of people bashing it already, but I'm on the other end of the rope. I think it's going to be great! I mean, the entire cast are broadway singers. Idina Menzel voices Elsa! Freakin' Elphaba is the Snow Queen! And then there's Kristen Bell who plays Anna (I really only know her from When In Rome, but apparently she's a really good singer). I haven't heard of any of the other actors, but lots of people are flipping over them, so they must be good. We'll see if I actually see this one opening day! (I didn't see any of the other Disney movies that I listed above opening day and it just about killed me). I'm just really looking forward to this, OK?

(And it comes out only four days after the Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Special. I might actually die before November ends!)

Monday, August 5, 2013

Geronimo!

Since I am most likely going to be gone when it actually happens, I am writing this now:

Matt Smith, the Eleventh Doctor on Doctor Who is leaving and being relieved by a new actor, Peter Capaldi. After playing the part for four years, he's finally leaving (I shouldn't say "finally" because it hasn't seemed very long at all). This post is my tribute to a great incarnation of the Doctor and a fantastic actor!

I first started watching Doctor Who when Matt Smith was already playing the role (the show was already done airing the first half of the sixth season and on hiatus for four months when I officially started). But I had only heard complaints about him from my friend (the one who had introduced me to the show) because she was so attached to the Tenth Doctor, and was not very far into his reign herself. So I-- at first slowly, then once I got past the first season, very quickly-- got through the first four seasons, including the specials. Like my friend, I got VERY attached to the Tenth Doctor (played by David Tennant).

Then came the two-part special The End of Time. A truly fantastic and emotionally-wrecking adventure to be sure, but after an entire season of foreshadowing it, the Tenth Doctor's time was finally up. Truly one of the saddest deaths the Doctor has had thus far. "I don't want to go." Breaks my heart every time. But then he regenerates and then appears Matt Smith. This square-faced, floppy-haired, long-limbed KID! Seriously, even though I had seen him before, I was still slightly taken aback by how young he looked. But, he
instantly does the typical post-regeneration inspection (making sure he has all his limbs and such. And getting appalled by his hair XD) and then proceeds to attempt to gain control of his crashing TARDIS, shouting his new catchphrase (which every Doctor should have). I thought his catchphrase was a bit lame at first, but over time, I've come to love it. It totally fits his Doctor.

While the Doctor is always the same man with the same memories and such, each incarnation always sort of has its own personality and quirks and such, as well as its own trademark outfit and catchphrase(s). Eleven is right up there with Four for the most memorable wardrobe pieces, I think. Four is well known for his scarf and now everyone always remembers Eleven for his bow tie. If he doesn't have his bow tie, something is seriously wrong. Anything else could be changed about his outfit (except maybe his suspenders), but he must always be wearing a bow tie. This is because of one of his catchphrases, "bow ties are cool". Which is true. He MADE the bow tie cool! In season seven when he tried to retire, he changed his attire for a while. But then eventually he put the bow tie back on and just stared at it for a minute. I got so emotional. Emotional over a bow tie!

"Bow ties are cool" is not his only catchphrase. His other, exclamation one (like the others have) is "Geronimo!". Like I said before, I thought it was kind of lame at first and didn't like when he used it but by season six, I got used to it and eventually it became endearing to me just like "Fantastic!" or "Allons-y!" had.
I can understand why my friend had a hard time coping with the Eleventh Doctor. So many things changed when he came into the picture. The Doctor (of course), the TARDIS's interior, the head writer, the companions, the opening titles. They revamped everything! Now, it's known as the Matt Smith era (sometimes the Moffat era, but nobody likes Moffat, so we'll call it the Matt Smith era XP).

The Matt Smith era= your mind being blown at every turn. Season six is the worst! It's horrible yet awesome at the same time! My mind never hurt so much before the Eleventh Doctor.

Now as for the actual actor. They of course have to cast an absolutely out-of-this-world actor (pun intended). Every actor who has played the part has been absolutely phenomenal (some more so than others). I remember watching the Doctor Who Confidential (the old behind the scenes show that used to play after Doctor Who before it got cancelled) that revealed who the Eleventh Doctor was. The writers talked about how they had planned on casting an older actor and how they thought the process would take a long while. However, only a few actors had come through when a 26-year-old unknown came in and blew them away. They thought everything about him was perfect: his hair, his acting, even his age. But they thought they should keep looking just in case. But eventually after several days, they turned to each other and were just like, "It's Matt, isn't it?". And they cast him. Best decision they ever made (since David Tennant).
Another famous wardrobe piece (despite the fact that it only lasted for one episode and literally died, as seen here). I'm not entirely sure why it's always associated with Eleven probably because he said it was cool. Anything he says is cool... well, is. (Actually, it has made a couple guest appearances in other episodes).
Like many British actors, Matt Smith is an INCREDIBLE actor! Mind-blowingly talented! From the big grand speeches to the little tiny facial expressions. He can convey so much emotion in either one. He can also switch from curious adorable puppy to horrible rage monster in 0.02 seconds and make it look absolutely real.

First released picture of Matt Smith
I wasn't a part of the Eleventh Doctor reveal back in 2009, but I will hear stories and stuff about what people thought when they first found out who was going to be taking over David Tennant. I've also seen the picture that was released along with the announcement. Everyone thought that Matt's Doctor was going to be a dark, brooding gothic type based on the picture. Ha! Quite the opposite! His Doctor is a very quirky, mad-professorish type and is very easily excited (well basically all incarnations are, but especially this one). He is rather childish at times too, enjoying toys and stuff. Plus he has things like a Christmas list and whatever. In fact he is often described as an excited baby giraffe. (The baby giraffe thing is kid of a long story. You really just have to watch him to fully understand it. Apparently Matt Smith is VERY clumsy and sometimes his clumsiness translates into his acting a bit. His long limbs just flail about all the time.) However, he has a very dark side that is only very rarely unearthed. While Ten was very dark and scary sometimes, I think Eleven scares me more, just because it's more rare. And Eleven's darkness is not like fiery rage like Ten's, where he yells and screams and proclaims his anger for all to hear, but more icy anger where he gives a dark, menacing threat, leaves and then destroys them all (or whatever). And that's just scary. He plays it all incredibly well. "You gave me hope and then took it away. That's enough to make anyone dangerous. Who knows what it'll do to me."

As for Matt Smith himself... I absolutely adore him! He is a true Brit with all his manners and kind soul and everything, plus he's freakin' hilarious! A definite hipster to be sure (just look at his hair), but we love him for it. I dare you to find a picture (where his hands are free) that isn't candid or for Doctor Who, where he's not holding up the peace sign. He's a bit of a reflection of his Doctor with the childishness and excitement.

He has definitely grown up these past few years. I mean looking back at season five I'm just like "Aww! Look at his little baby face!". Like I said before, I didn't really like him when I first got around to him ( I thought he was funny looking and weird). But now I've warmed up to him and yes he is still weird, but it's endearing. And you know what? I (along with many others, don't go singling me out) think he's is actually kind of good looking. Not that he's like the hottest guy around because he's most definitely not, but I've gotten used to him and warmed up to his features (David Tennant is still the best out of all of them.)

I do welcome Peter Capaldi with open arms into the Doctor Who family though. But I'm going to miss Matt desperately! "Raggedy man... goodbye!" (Oh... I made myself even more sad with that reference.) Matt Smith you are one of a kind! Thank you for being a wonderful Eleventh Doctor!

And a tribute video:

Saturday, June 15, 2013

Man of Steel Review (spoiler free)

OK so I'm conflicted. I mean, it was totally awesome! Like it blew my mind! But then... at the same time, it didn't. I think there was too much action and fighting. I think that's what might have yanked my rose-colored glasses off. I mean, action is good. I love a good fight scene, but when it just goes on and on and on and ON! You just kind numb yourself to it and you're like "alright already, resolve the issue and move on!". When I sit down for a movie, I expect to sit and enjoy myself. If there's too much going on in front of my eyes all the time, it's like there's a strobe light constantly going and I'm not relaxed.

But the action and fighting was amazingly choreographed, I have to say. And the cinematography around it... *two thumbs up* It's just that there was a surplus of it. Like, there was one part where Superman tackled Zod and they crashed through literally like 50 buildings before finally landing. I was just like "OK, are they going to stop now?". I mean, it's great because it shows how powerful he is, but they could've quit after like 20 buildings and still got the point across. They kind of pushed it a little far and bored me to death.

You know I always say, the plot is what always brings me back in the end. So here's why I'm conflicted. This movie did a frikin' fantastic job of a bringing a fresh new take to the Superman backstory with Krypton's destruction and Clark's childhood and everything. The first half of the movie is focused around that, and the second half is mostly focused around resolving the issue at hand (which involves a lot of tackling, punching, collapsing buildings, explosions, etc.).

Also, if a movie makes me feel emotions on an intense level, you've got me. When Superman flew for the first time, I think there were tears. That was probably THE most powerful scene in the film (at least for me). Not that there weren't many others. Actually, it might have been the most powerful "first flight" in any Superman adaption (at least that I've seen. And I've seen several). His power of flight is always the last power he gains control of, isn't it? Because it's the most epic one, amiright?

I mentioned the cinematography when I was talking about the action, but the amazingness was constant throughout the entire film. And the special effects were mind-blowingly incredible! And the music. The music! Ah! Hans Zimmer has yet to fail me. Another musical masterpiece!

As for the acting, there were a couple minor actors that were "meh", but the main actors were spot on with their performance. A standing ovation for all of them! Can I say "huzzah!" for all the actors of all ages that played Clark?

They strayed away from canon a lot which is another conflict for me as a geek. Even though I went in with an open mind, expecting there to be changes, I was still a bit shaken. Despite the fact that they stuck to the basics, I still missed the traditional Fortress of Solitude, the red trunks, how Jonathan Kent died, etc. But I put aside my pride and rolled with it. I'm coming to terms with it. There's a bunch of characters and references to canon that are there that people who aren't familiar with the originals might think are just wasting screen time or are just another character (like Perry White or Pete Ross).

Overall, I thought that it was a gosh darn good movie! They just could've cut back on the action a bit, that's my one big criticism. Everything else is a typical thing I encounter a lot and can deal with (my headcanons getting messed with, minor acting not being top notch, etc.). I don't know, I think I need to watch it again before I make a firm decision on how much I really liked it. I might decide that the action's not so bad and that everything else is better than I remembered OR I could decide that the action is just as bad or worse and everything else just doesn't cancel it out. But for now, I'm giving it an 8/10 with the ability to retract and change after the second viewing.

(Oh, did I mention it's really, really LOUD?)

Friday, June 14, 2013

My Trophies

You know that feeling where your life is utterly meaningless, but there's only one thing in the distant future that keeps you going? That glimmer of light at the end of the tunnel? That trophy at the end of a long run? Well what if someone suddenly blew out that light right as you got there? Or took away the trophy? You'd feel pretty bummed right? The one thing you've been riding on for months has suddenly been pulled out from under you! I have literally been counting the days to this moment, only for it to be pushed back. One day does make a difference! The thought of everyone else out there doing the thing you've been waiting for for months while you have to sit at home doing the same old thing you've been doing every day when you were expecting to be out there with everyone else. Why can't I drive!? If I were at school, I would be able to just walk! But no. I had to be suspended because of my stupid deteriorating brain.
This happens all the time. My trophy always gets yanked away at the last second. But normally, I just suck it up (maybe sulk for a little) and then move on. But NO! Not this time! This has been one of my longest runs and most anticipated trophies in a long time. I have been so psyched for this trophy! I seriously cried when I found out about this trophy and actually cried again when I found out I wasn't getting it when I expected. I have a list of when things that go my way that I add to when I actually get my trophy when I expect to (I started it at the beginning of this year, hoping it would help me be more positive). There are 5 things on it. Five. Out of... well a lot more than five. I don't care how ridiculous the trophy may seem to other people. I am excited about it and it has given me something to look forward to. And when I don't get my trophy, it just disappoints and ticks me off. It doesn't give me "one more day of anticipation". And the longer the run has been, the testier I get when it comes to receiving the trophy. If it is planned out in advance when I will receive the trophy (whether out loud or in my head) and suddenly at the last minute, it switches... all my impatience surfaces in unpleasant emotions.


...This happened with Tangled too. We had to wait SO LONG!

And The Princess and the Frog! I had to talk Dad into dropping me off after some church activity on a Saturday two days after it came out.

This is why I never ask for anything. Because I don't get it, or we don't do it forever, or it's pushed to the side while we do other people's things, and sometimes forgotten about until I bring it up again.

I'm not asking anyone to really understand my need to get my trophy the day of, but just try to accept it's one of the few things I ask for and try to help me out. The only time it's ever happened is while I was at college and I could walk myself. I don't care if I see it with anyone, I'll go sit in between strangers because you're not supposed to talk anyway. I just want to see the blinkin' movie! The second or third time, I'll go see it with the family (which is often why my trophy gets taken away or pushed back a day). Because I'll still have the same opinions and it'll still be awesome! (Because I probably won't be so psyched about something that turns out to be so bad I won't want to see it again).


Now just to clarify, my trophies are not just movies, but those are often the longest anticipated that are most frequently yanked away from me and just so happen to be what sparked this post.

Sunday, June 9, 2013

A Super Post

Since there seems to be a surplus of movies coming out lately, I thought it appropriate to post about this. Now, I'm just going to talk about a couple of my favorites since this would be rather extensive if I talked about every single one in existence.

SPIDER-MAN
My favorite superhero. He's always been my favorite, but I wasn't very vocal about it until the new reboot movie, The Amazing Spider-Man, was released. I hadn't really read much of the comics before, but I knew generally what the character was like in them and I liked how he was portrayed in the reboot better than the original trilogy. I just love this hero, OK? The crawling on walls, the swinging across rooftops, the Spider-sense, the super strength, the quick reflexes. His powers are so AWESOME!!! Plus his outfit is pretty sweet (even though I'm not a huge fan of red).
The Amazing Spider-Man got it right: in the comics, the web-shooting wasn't originally part of his powers, but something he developed later. In the beginning, he developed web-shooters for his wrists-- as seen in the movie. Also, he's such a smart-alek while he's got the mask on, in the comics, and the movie got that right as well. Another unique trait is that he's the first teenage superhero to actually star in his own comic. Before, the teens were usually just the sidekicks. And then his secret identity, Peter Parker, just d'aaaawww! In the original trilogy he was played by Tobey Maguire, but honestly I'm not a huge fan of his. I mean, sometimes I thought maybe he was sort of cute, but then sometimes there was just something about his face that bothered me. There was something about the way he talked... I don't know. But still, his character :D!!! But then Andrew Garfield took the role and portrayed it in a completely different way... and I liked it!
SECRET IDENTITY: PETER PARKER: a nerdy high school student who loves science and gets bullied a lot.

ZORRO
He's as much of a superhero as Batman (apparently he's a big inspiration for Batman). Using his mad fighting skills to defeat the bad guys, no special super powers. I was completely obsessed with The Mask of Zorro a couple years ago. It's still seriously one of my all-time favorite movies. I have only seen The Mask of Zorro and its sequel, The Legend of Zorro, so I only have one version of Zorro to discuss here. I love those old swashbuckling films with sword fights, secret plots, revenge, chases, escapes, "true love, miracles" (a little movie quote humor there for ya XP). I remember when I first watched this, it was purely because I was curious as to what Zorro was... and then I was hooked. I've always liked his outfit. Very... I don't know what the word is I'm looking for. Dashing? Foxy? (LOLOLOL "Foxy". Get it? Because Zorro means "fox" in Spanish?) Anyways, I love that he sometimes warns his enemies (with his trademark "Z") and they still are never prepared for him XD. I can't quite be sure about his secret identity since he's had several, although I think his most famous is Don Diego De la Vega (which is the mentor in The Mask of Zorro). Of course the one I'm familiar with is Alejandro Murrieta/De la Vega (played by Antonio Banderas), who succeeded Don Diego.
SECRET IDENTITY: DON DIEGO DE LA VEGA: a rather foppish, passionless young don who does not care much for action, romance, etc.

BATMAN
Speaking of Batman... of course everybody's favorite superhero is on my list. Seriously though, he is EVERYBODY'S favorite! I'm not really sure why. The musical, Holy Musical B@man, explores this concept, why does everybody love Batman so much? (Also I remember I saw an interview with The Avengers cast and somebody asked one of them who their favorite superhero was when he was growing up. At first he said Superman and only got a few cheers, which he noticed, so he changed his answer to Batman and got almost everybody cheering.) But, I admit, he is pretty awesome! I've probably seen the most movie versions of this hero than any others. Of course, lately I've been watching the ones starring Christian Bale. His outfit is pretty boss and his logo is probably my favorite superhero logo (it's a shame you can barely see it in the Christian Bale movies). The "Batman Voice" is the best though. It sounds like he's battling throat cancer or something. I can hardly take him seriously most of the time because it's just so different from his Bruce Wayne voice (you know, his secret identity in case you were oblivious).
SECRET IDENTITY: BRUCE WAYNE: carefree billionaire playboy who owns pretty much all of Gotham City.

SUPERMAN
Quite frankly, I will never understand why this one is not more popular. I mean, he is the epitome of the superhero! I freakin' love Superman (right after Spider-Man)! He's like the only (famous/popular) hero that can fly, he's got super strength, x-ray vision, heat vision, super speed, super breath/ice breath, and he's invicible (that's my favorite one. I love watching bullets ricochet off him, or when he gets whacked by a steel pole or something and is completely unaffected). Also, he's actually got an original backstory compared to most other superheroes. No radioactivity accidents or a tragic childhood or whatever. He's also the originator of most of the superhero stereotypes like changing in a phone booth.
I didn't know more than the average Joe on Superman until recently when I found out about the new movie, Man of Steel, which is coming out this Friday actually (SO PUMPED!). Then I started looking into it more. I've left my education (which included watching all the Christopher Reeve films and Smallville) with newfound love and appreciation for the character. I found that I not only love his hero side, but I totally love his secret identity. Clark Kent just always makes me laugh. Despite being the most well-known, he is the most glossed over. It must be the bright red trunks on the outside of his costume that loses people's respect XD. I suppose it's a good thing they took them away in the new film, although I'll admit I was a tiny bit disappointed.
SECRET IDENTITY: CLARK KENT: clumsy, socially awkward news reporter for the Daily Planet.

THE SCARLET PIMPERNEL
The original superhero. Lots of people say that Zorro is the originator of the superhero, but actually it's this one. He's the one that made the secret identity famous (although Zorro is the one that started the whole wearing a mask thing). This will forever be my favorite book, it's SOOO good! Again, no superpowers, he just relies wholly on his high intelligence, strategic thinking, and wit. For those of you that don't know, the Scarlet Pimpernel is a mysterious being who rescues french aristocrats from being beheaded at the guillotine. He doesn't wear a mask, but wears disguises to get past the guards at the gates in Paris so he can smuggle the aristocrats out. He is called "The Scarlet Pimpernel" because he always leaves behind a note signed with a small, red, star-shaped flower called a scarlet pimpernel.This character had a lot of inspiration for Zorro (who, in turn, had a lot of inspiration for Batman). So I suppose this one indirectly inspired Batman XD. I have seen three movie versions of this, but my favorite is the 1982 version with Anthony Andrews as Sir Percy (the 1934 version is pretty good too, but the TV mini series from 1999 is awful, awful, AWFUL!!! D:)
SECRET IDENTITY: SIR PERCIVAL BLAKENEY: a foppish, lazy english aristocrat who spends most of his days fussing over fashion, and writing "masterpiece" poems.

Have you noticed that like ALL superheroes are orphans? I mean Spider-Man lives with his aunt and uncle, Zorro-- well depends on which version-- but I think they're all orphans, Batman's parents were killed right in front of him when he was a kid, Superman's planet exploded when he was a baby (last son of Krypton, right?), the Scarlet Pimpernel's mom went crazy when he was kid and died shortly after and his dad died right after he sent him off to boarding school.
Iron Man's an orphan, Wolverine's an orphan, all the X-Men are orphans, Green Arrow's an orphan, Captain America's an orphan, I mean THEY'RE ALL ORPHANS!

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Best of Smallville

You knew there was going to be one. There's always a post shortly following every show I watch. And since I finally finished this one last week...

(You know I really just make these posts for my own amusement, right? I don't expect anyone to read them, especially if you have no idea what they're about.)

TOP 10 MOMENTS (pretty much just funny moments, because that's what tickles my fancy and stays in my head the best out of everything I watch. And there were 10 seasons to sort through to remember my favorite stuff. You might get a follow up post of epic moments or romantic moments or memorable moments or something)

10) Reenacting a Crime Scene
Of course a mom with kids would have to walk in on that XD.

9) Pete's Secret
I love how everyone (meaning Clark and the viewers) are expecting him to tell her Clark's secret, but then he goes and does that. Talk about plot twist! I also love how shell-shocked Clark looks. Ha!

8) "I'm the Blur."
And the Man of Steel is taken down by a petite reporter. This was like the best reaction to him telling anyone that he had a secret identity.

7) Socially Awkward Clark Kent
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The first time we really get a taste of the Clark Kent we all know and love from the comics. The milkshake thing, OMG I just about choked on my own saliva. Who comes up with this stuff? XD

6) The Green Arrow?
(I've always wondered how that slap didn't hurt her hand.) Oliver's face always cracks me up and his dry: "So tell him thank you". I'm sure neither Oliver nor Clark ever expected her to do that. And Clark's face after he runs away. Plus Jimmy snapping pictures the entire time just makes it better. (Of course all the Clois shippers sang hallelujah since this was technically their first kiss).

5) Sharing the Bathroom
Poor Clark. Victim of Lois's big mouth and forward ways. I love their love/hate relationship before they become a couple, it's hilarious. "SHOWERS! We took separate SHOWERS." LOL.

4) Shower Encounter
Once again, poor Clark. All he does is get out of the shower and two women are mad at him XD. And not the focus of the scene, but Clark sings in the shower XDDD

3) Normal Reporter
"Aren't you going to do anything?" "You're absolutely right, Lois *dramatically takes out phone* 911?". Gold! Superman actually calls the police. And the whole rooftop scene is hilarious! When Chloe/Lois comes at him with the pipe or when he's enjoying the acoustics or complaining about the rust. I die laughing every time! XDD

2) Lovesick Lois
The way Clark hightails it out of there when she goes to put the CD in... BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I seriously suffocate on my laughter!

1) Posing as an Engaged Couple
All their nicknames for each other, Pumpkin, Muffin, Poodle, Cupcake. Pffffft! The way Clark just shoves the ring onto Lois's finger. Oliver's reaction is the best though. "Is this true?" "I'm afraid so." XD This scene is the best!

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

WYWS

Lucy is a lonely, orphaned young woman who works at the Chicago train station. The highlight of her day is when a handsome commuter comes by her booth every morning. She believes he is the perfect man, her
Lucy Moderatz
prince charming. She hopes that one day she will speak to him and introduce herself, but the opportune moment hasn’t come yet.

The story begins around Christmas. Lucy is trying to pull her Christmas tree into her apartment through her window by a rope. However she ends up breaking the window below her. Her landlord doesn’t charge her for it, but while speaking to him, she does have a run in with his sloppy son, Joe Jr., who is “still single”.

Jerry tries to bribe Lucy
The next day at a hot dog vendor, Lucy’s boss, Jerry, approaches her and attempts to bribe her into working on Christmas since she is the only employee who doesn’t have a family. She eventually relents.

Christmas morning, Lucy sits alone in her booth, depressed. She doesn’t even notice her prince charming come up to the booth until he speaks to her, wishing her a merry Christmas. Before she can respond, he walks away. She had missed her moment and begins beating herself up for it. She watches him, longingly. She sees two men approach him and after a moment one of the men pushes him onto the tracks. Lucy races to where the commuter fell, his attackers already gone. He is unconscious and she ends up jumping on the tracks herself. She sees a train coming and rolls him out of the way just in time.
Fate steps in
At the hospital, Lucy attempts to see him, but isn’t allowed to. She muses to herself “I was going to marry him” and is overheard by a nurse. The nurse takes her to his hospital room, where he is hooked up to a heart monitor (among other things). They are interrupted by a loud, frenzied family. The doctor explains that the
"Who's she?"
 commuter, whose name is Peter Callaghan, is in a coma. The family begins asking how it happened at which point Lucy speaks up and says that he was pushed onto the tracks. When they ask who she is, the nurse tells them she is Peter’s fiancee. An uproar breaks out and Lucy doesn’t manage to get a word in edgewise. The grandmother has to sit down because of her heart problem. Then, the mother hugs Lucy, sobbing hysterically and Lucy can’t bring herself to tell her the truth.

Later, the family sits in the waiting room with Lucy. She is too embarrassed to say anything. They begin asking her about how she met Peter. Lucy finds out that Peter had another girlfriend, Ashley Bartlott Bacon. Eventually, Lucy tells them a vague story that’s basically true about how they “met” and they accept it wholeheartedly.
"I didn't mean for this to happen."

Late that night, Lucy visits Peter in the hospital and apologizes for the situation. Then she begins confessing to him about her loneliness and how she hasn’t done much with her life and how she wished she had someone special in her life. Unbeknownst to her, Saul, the Callaghan’s next door neighbor heard the entire confession.

Lucy wakes up at the hospital the next morning. The Callaghans enter just as she’s leaving and invite her to spend a belated Christmas with them. As she’s leaving, a nurse gives her a box of Peter’s belongings. Then she is stopped by a colleague of Peter’s, who tells her about an accident Peter had earlier that year. Later that day, Lucy tells Jerry about the entire situation and he advises her not to say anything for the time being, especially since the grandmother has a heart condition.
Saul and Lucy talk

Lucy decides to go to the Callaghans' that night. Saul catches her outside and they sit on the porch for a little bit. Saul reveals that he is Peter’s godfather. Lucy tells him about how her father died a year earlier after a long sickness and that she never knew her mother. Saul tells her that he lost his wife, but the Callaghans took him in as part of their family.

They finally go inside and celebrate Christmas. The family completely accept Lucy, they even hung a stocking up for her and had a present ready and wrapped for her. Lucy starts to fall in love with the quirky family.
Lucy starts to fall in love with the Callaghans
Late that night, while Lucy is asleep on the sofa, the Callaghan’s younger son, Jack, gets home. He meets his sister, Mary, at the door, who points out Lucy. Jack is intrigued by the idea of Peter being engaged and his fiancee being asleep in their living room. He decides to stay the night.

Jack Callaghan
The next morning, Lucy tries to sneak out, but Jack is sitting on the stairs and surprises her. They have a short chat before Lucy has to leave.

While at church, Jack asks his father more about Lucy, wondering why Peter would not have told them about her or getting married. Eventually their talk turns to business where it is revealed that Jack runs their family business.

At her apartment, Lucy is going through the box of Peter’s things that the hospital gave her. She finds a can of cat food and realizes that Peter must have a cat that hasn’t been fed for days. She leaves to go to his apartment.

"Peter doesn't have a cat."
Jack arrives at her apartment building and finds Joe Jr. working on a car outside. He asks him if he knows Lucy and Joe Jr. tells him that he’s dating her.

At Peter’s apartment, Lucy is impressed with the richness of the furnishings and decor. As she searches for the cat, Jack arrives. Lucy ends up smacking him in the face with a door. As Lucy fusses over him, Jack asks how she got in. She tells him she has a key and he assumes that she stays there a lot. She uncomfortably tells him that she comes by to feed the cat. Jack tells her that Peter doesn’t have a cat. However, just then, a cat appears. As Lucy goes to feed the cat, the phone rings and Jack wonders if she’s going to answer it. She doesn’t, so Jack answers. It’s for Lucy. It ends up being the hospital saying that friends and family traditionally come down and give blood. Jack suggests that they go together.

"If she wanted to prove it, she'd prove it."
At the hospital, Jack tries to get more information out of her. When they’re in Peter’s room with the rest of the family, he basically interrogates her. The family wonders why he's asking so many questions and he tells them that Lucy has a boyfriend, Joe Fusco Jr. Lucy laughs and says that Joe Jr. is delusional, but Jack is not convinced. Elsie suggests that Lucy could prove it if she wanted. Lucy hesitates, but then reveals that Peter has one testicle. He had an accident earlier that year (the story his colleague told her earlier).

That night, Joe Jr confronts Lucy claiming she stood him up on their “date”, but she says she never agreed to go on a date with him. She has to hide him in a closet because Saul comes by. He tells her that he knows the
"You stood me up."
truth. He advises her not to tell everyone else because having her in their lives has brought them closer, plus he can tell that it's doing her good as well. After he leaves, Jack arrives with an engagement present from his parents, some furniture. Lucy suggests that he put it in Peter’s apartment and says she’ll go with him, since she doesn’t want him coming in and discovering Joe Jr.

They drive to Peter’s apartment in the moving truck. At first, Lucy thinks the gift is a beautiful rocking chair, but Jack corrects her and points out that the gift is actually a sofa. However, he admits to building the rocking chair and appreciating her praise. She is very impressed and highly suggests that he go into business, but he dejectedly says he can’t because of the family business.
Jack's handmade rocking chair.
The two of them begin to move the sofa up to Peter’s apartment. Jack is temporarily stopped by a doorman who doesn’t recognize them, but Jack assures him that Lucy is Peter’s fiancee. Once they manage to get the sofa up to Peter’s apartment, it gets stuck in the door. After several tries, they get it through, but at a cost. Lucy knocks over a vase full of colored water right onto the white carpet, so Jack suggests putting the sofa over the stain.

Long walk home.
Outside, they find that the truck is blocked in between two cars because Jack had parked too close to the car in front in the first place. Lucy decides to walk home and Jack joins her. While walking, they talk about many things. Jack asks her about her father. Then he asks her where the one place in the world she wants to go is. She immediately answers with, Florence. She shows him her passport, which she carries with her at all times, and he finds that she doesn’t have any stamps.

When they finally get back to Lucy’s apartment building, they have a little misadventure of slipping on an ice patch, where one slips and grabs onto the other, then as soon as they’re standing, the other slips. They
Slipping on the ice.
end up having a rather intimate moment after pulling each other up and are clinging to one another face to face. However, it is ruined when they both suddenly slip and crash to the ground (and the seat of Jack’s pants rip). After they say goodnight, and Lucy is watching Jack leave from her window, she suddenly has a realization that horrifies her.

The next day, she approaches Jerry with her realization, that she likes Jack. But he thinks she is engaged to Peter and she doesn’t know what to do. Jerry suggests telling the truth, but Lucy thinks if Jack realizes she lied to his family he will never speak to her again, as well as the rest of the family whom she has grown to love.

"I was never envious of anything you had... until now."
In Peter’s hospital room, Jack “plays” poker with Peter. He starts to talk about their childhood and how Jack was always the troublemaker while Peter was the perfect child who had everything. But Jack was never jealous of Peter because he always aspired to be just like him one day, but now he was starting to feel envious of something he had. He makes a deal that he’ll cut the deck of cards and “high card gets Lucy”. However, he ends up losing and decides they’ll do best 2 out of 3.

That night, Lucy goes to the Callaghans for dinner. Lucy and Jack keep stealing glances at each other all through the night. Finally, when Lucy is leaving, they get caught under the mistletoe. After some prodding
Caught under the mistletoe.
from the rest of the family that it’s a tradition, they share a quick kiss.

On New Years Eve day, Mary comes by Lucy’s booth with her friend, Lucy invites her inside for a moment, and Mary says that Lucy is going to marry her brother to her coworker. As Mary and her friend are leaving, Lucy’s coworker asks Lucy if she is pregnant to which Lucy sarcastically says she is. However, Mary’s friend overhears and seems to think it was serious.

That night, Mary announces to the rest of her family that Lucy is pregnant. Jack immediately leaves while the rest of the family falls into uproar.

Jack thinks Lucy is pregnant.
Lucy gets ready for a party in her apartment when Joe Jr. arrives with some flowers. She says she can’t accept them which he assumes is because of “that other guy”. She ends up hugging him, which Jack witnesses.

Lucy runs into Jack pacing outside. He offers to drive her to her party and follows her inside. He ends up blurting out loudly that she is going to have a baby, embarrassing and upsetting her so much that she leaves.

Jack chases her down and tries to sort out the misunderstanding and accidentally lets slip something about “the Joe Jr. thing”. Lucy makes him explain. He does, saying she was leaning when Joe Jr. gave her the flowers. Lucy doesn’t understand. He elaborates and even demonstrates exactly what leaning is, saying it's a very intimate, expressive gesture. They are interrupted by Joe Jr. himself saying he’s concerned because it looks like Jack is leaning.
"Leaning involves wanting and accepting."
Their conversation turns back to the original problem and Jack explains the misunderstanding. Lucy tries to go, put out, but Jack stops her by saying that he doesn’t think that she is Peter’s type. When he doesn’t answer when she asks who’s type she is, she tries to leave again. When he comes after her, she tells him off for ruining her New Years. He tries again and she asks what he wants from her and he tells he he doesn’t want her to be unhappy. She points out that he’s not exactly happy either since he wants to leave the family business, but won’t do it. They argue a bit over how to keep a family happy, ending with Lucy
"Who's Lucy?"
telling Jack he has no idea what it’s like to be alone. He tries to console her by pointing out that she has Peter, but she says she doesn’t have anybody.

At the hospital as the doctors and nurses are celebrating the new year, Peter wakes up.

Lucy is called down to the hospital urgently and only when she gets there does she find out that Peter’s awake. She desperately wants to leave, but stays put. Peter looks at each family member, but stops on Lucy, not recognizing her. The family automatically assume he has amnesia. Lucy approaches Saul and he says he’ll tell them. However, he disappears apparently to the bathroom and the family tells Peter of his “condition”.

Jack apologizes
Jack drives Lucy home. He apologizes for all the stupid things he did that week. Lucy thanks him for becoming her friend. Before she leaves, Jack says that he didn’t mean what he said before about her and Peter, and that he’s glad she won’t be alone anymore.

The next morning, Jack joins his father for breakfast. They talk about work and Jack finally admits that he wants to leave the business. His father is not upset and accepts Jack’s choice of career.

"You're a putz."
At the hospital, the Callaghans try to get Peter to remember Lucy to no avail. Saul talks to Peter alone, his original intent to tell him that he is not engaged to Lucy, but ends up telling him that he needs to realize she is his true love and he should propose for a “second” time.

Lucy visits Peter later, and brings him back his box of things. They have a small talk, where Peter is completely enthralled by her because of what Saul told him.

Meanwhile, a woman arrives at Peter’s apartment building and is stopped by the doorman. She tells him that she is Ashley Bartlott Bacon, Peter’s fiancee. He tells her that she’s not his fiancee, confusing her.

Jack arrives at the hospital just as Peter is getting into a wheelchair, about to be moved to another floor since he no longer requires intensive care. Jack offers to drive the chair and meet the nurse by the elevator. Peter
"I've never been faithful to a woman." "I'm gonna leave."
tells Jack that he feels reborn and that if he were a priest, he’d confess his entire life to him. Jack tells him not to, but Peter starts to anyway. Jack gets annoyed and threatens to leave. Disgusted by some of the confessions, he asks if Lucy knows any of them. Peter says it’s all in the past and that he’s making a clean start. He begins to wonder about Lucy. Jack makes a full analysis of Lucy (obviously in love with her). But Peter shoots it down, only half listening. Completely annoyed, Jack leaves.

Outside, Lucy finds Saul. She finds out that he didn’t tell the Callaghans or Peter the truth. She fires him from the job of telling and decides to do it herself. She goes in at the same time as Ashley, but they go to
Ashley confronts Peter
different floors. Ashley ends up going to Peter’s new floor. She confronts him about being engaged when he had proposed to her. He points out that she said no. But she argues that she was only confused and had stepped back, but didn’t think he was going to run off and marry the first person he came across. They break up and she storms out.

Lucy is directed to the right floor and finds Peter. He is enlightened after his breakup and cuts her off before she has a chance to really say anything. He confesses he hasn’t been very happy with his life, but now he wants a second chance. And now since his family loves her, he might as well too. So he proposes to her.
Peter proposes to Lucy "again".
That night, Jack comes to Lucy’s apartment building. Lucy is trying to decide which shoe would go best with the white dress she is going to wear to her wedding. She yells angrily at the knock at her door, thinking it’s Joe Jr., but it turns out to be Jack. She invites him in. He gives her an early wedding present, a snow
Jack's wedding gift to Lucy
globe of Florence. He also tells her that he thinks that Peter is a very lucky guy, which he immediately covers with he had to say because she’s going to be his sister-in-law. He leaves, but Lucy goes after him and asks if he could give her a reason why she shouldn’t marry his brother. After a moment of hesitation, he says he can’t. Then he leaves, leaving Lucy disappointed.

Lucy leaves a post-it note on Jerry’s desk. It’s her wedding invitation for the next day. She tells him that she’s not crazy because her meaningless life will finally come to an end by marrying Peter. He asks what happened with the other guy and she sadly responds with “he didn’t want me”.
"I am in love with your son. Not that one... that one."
The next day, Lucy arrives late at the hospital for her wedding. At the front, she objects. Surprised, Jack objects too. Encouraged by Jack’s objection, Lucy tells the Callaghans that she’s in love with their son, not
Lucy confesses everything
Peter, but Jack. She goes on to explain the entire situation of how she became confused as Peter’s fiancee, but then couldn’t bring herself to tell them the truth because she fell in love with them. She thanks them for allowing her to be a part of their family. Then she apologizes and walks out just as Ashley storms in claiming to be Peter’s fiancee, followed by another man whom Peter identifies as Ashley’s husband. The family turns to uproar while Jack watches Lucy leave.

Lucy is visited by Joe Jr. who expresses his condolences that things didn’t work out with “that guy”.

Some time later, on Lucy’s last day of work, a ring drops into her booth. It’s Jack with the rest of the Callaghans in tow. He says he needs to ask her a question and asks if he could come in the booth. She says she can’t unless he gives a token. He does and she lets him in. He proposes and she accepts. They kiss, with the family happily watching from the outside.
The final proposal (notice that he leans over her XD)